Love and Elimination

I always forget to take my vitamins. I have them stored neatly in a wire basket in the refrigerator to avoid a repeat of the¬†Moldy Flinstones Incident. I tell people that you should take them at night so that your body can process them while you sleep for maximum effect. I actually discussed this very... Continue Reading →


Cocoon and Butterfly

Gwen Stefani married Gavin Rossdale in 2002. I was enamored with both of them at the time. Gavin was the broodingly handsome British singer of Bush. And Gwen, well, duh. She's only the most amazing, beautiful, talented woman to walk the earth and I just know we'd be fast friends if we met. They were... Continue Reading →

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